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Matryoshka Funeral

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Trump Poutine

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Keep on Truckin.

"It makes you look old."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"No not the puppy please"

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

Leonard Nimoy

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Over-reaction Man.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Newest items from the cooler image

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'