Collectible Aficionado Gifts

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

For Bob, every date was a limited edition

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

Second hand furniture.

The Rubber Ball Company

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Man...You age great!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

You had me at vintage.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'I can change! I swear!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'