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'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

For Bob, every date was a limited edition

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

Second hand furniture.

The Rubber Ball Company

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Toy plane with pilot eject.

You had me at vintage.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Man...You age great!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I can change! I swear!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."