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'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Keep on Truckin.

"It makes you look old."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"No not the puppy please"

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

Islington Angels.

Leonard Nimoy

"I used to be a veterinarian."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

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'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'