Collectible Aficionados Pillows

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Keep on Truckin.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Over-reaction Man.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Newest items from the cooler image

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"