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'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Keep on Truckin.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"It makes you look old."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I used to be a veterinarian."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"

Over-reaction Man.

Newest items from the cooler image

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Leonard Nimoy

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'