Collectibles Connoisseur Pillows

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Over-reaction Man.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

La Dame aux Camelias

Tosca on the balcony

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Shakespearean Actor

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'