Collectable Connoisseurs Pillows

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Henrik Ibsen,

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

La Dame aux Camelias

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

Antique oriental carpets.

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

End of career sale.

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Maxim Gorky.

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."