Collectable Connoisseurs Pillows

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Henrik Ibsen,

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

La Dame aux Camelias

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"We have some architects in our colony."

Antique oriental carpets.

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

End of career sale.

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Maxim Gorky.

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'Wow, this vintage belongs in a better bar.'

"How can I tell him we're only EPNS?"

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'You can't go wrong. The Futura is a Japanese car made in America, and the Silvette is an American car made in Japan.'