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End of career sale.

"On the exchange markets today, the dollar lost ground against all major collectibles."

Antique oriental carpets.

Trench Art Sale

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Doulton Canada Geese

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Over-reaction Man.

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Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'