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'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Posh Easter Egg

JET (Part I)

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Over-reaction Man.

"We never talk anymore."