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Over-reaction Man.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Southwark Fair.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Gladiator.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The First Printed Bible

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Keep on Truckin.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

JET (Part I)