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"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You left this on our ship."

"You're on a what?!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'