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Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

'I want to report a gruesome scene on Main Street... There's socks nailed to a fireplace and stuffed with eyeballs, lips and buttons!!!'

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Victorian Secret

Unnatural History Museum

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'