Oddities Collector Gifts

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

"You're on a what?!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Posh Easter Egg

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Unnatural History Museum

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'