Oddity Collector Gifts

Frederik-Freda: half man - half woman

Livestock Research Lab. We did it, Ernie! A sheep in a bottle!

Last Call

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

Butcher's Sock.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Unnatural History Museum

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Odd Spas

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

The Old Curiosity Shop

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."