Collecting Oddities Gifts

For custom hand-shredding, call Herman B.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

This stuff seems perfectly normal

The only thing "odd" about this book is the fact that everything in it seems perfectly natural to me. Odd Facts. ?

If Sir Thomas Crapper. . .

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

World ends today, and that suits me just fine!

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

'Every time I hear the theme music I get this urge to suck my toes.'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

101 uses of a dead cat: briefcase

'A new activity for THE DANGEROUS SPORTS CLUB collecting tyre impressions'

The Tortoise and Hare Delivery Service, Allow 1 to 365 days for delivery,

"It's not necrophilia if you're both dead."

Codpiece Sales

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Pianist.

The Old Curiosity Shop

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.