Oddity Collecting Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Odd Spas

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Pianist.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Unnatural History Museum

Too Weird to Have a Husband

An old shoe in every bag!

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.