Oddity Collecting Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Millman's Dead Cat Museum and Curio Shop

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Pianist.

The Old Curiosity Shop

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Unnatural History Museum

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

An old shoe in every bag!

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'