Oddities Gifts

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"What about this lucky stone?"

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Storage Unit of Love

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Odd Spas

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

The Old Curiosity Shop

Unnatural History Museum

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

Community Bed de Luxe

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Live goldfish for sale

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.