Oddity Observer Gifts

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Storage Unit of Love

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Odd Spas

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Bizarre sights.

Unnatural History Museum

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Pyramid Garden

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Live goldfish for sale

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

I buy anything.

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World