Space Oddity Observer Gifts

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Bizarre sights.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Space junk.

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Hurdles with Steps

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."