Space Oddity Observer Pillows

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Astronaut Selfie.

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Bizarre sights.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

God's Fly Swat...

Space junk.

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Hurdles with Steps

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."