Outer Space Observer Pillows

'Just checking.'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Not now, Oliver."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"No aliens"

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Impractical Gardener.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Space junk.