Outer Space Observer Mugs

'Just checking.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Astronaut Selfie.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Apple Pie Abduction

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"No aliens"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

God's Fly Swat...

Welcome to Probing, Wisconsin, where a flying saucer awaits.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'