Public Space Observer Mugs

"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

'Please give up your seat if needed by drunks.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Astronaut Selfie.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Space junk.

God's Fly Swat...

Words from a Senator.

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Hand me the remote...

"Can I help you?"

Junket mail

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'