Quirky Space Observer Pillows

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Penguin

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Crisis.

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Bizarre sights.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Everyone always thought M.C. Escher had an incredible imagination, but really he just grew up in an odd house.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

God's Fly Swat...

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Pyramid Garden

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Hand me the remote...

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

"Can I help you?"

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.