Space Invader Observer Pillows

"Can I help you?"

Manspreading

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'Take me to your weeder!'

"No aliens"

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

Astronaut Selfie.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Annoyed planet.

Glass Bottom Earth Tours