Space Invader Observer Pillows

"Can I help you?"

Manspreading

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Take me to your weeder!'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Astronaut Selfie.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"No aliens"

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

UFO Club aren't aware of an alien member.

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Annoyed planet.

Alien Arcade

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."