Space Invader Pillows

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

Alien Arcade

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.