Space Invader T-Shirts

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

Alien Arcade

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."