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No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

You must be this tall.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Ukulelean abduction

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I guess it's some kind of an orgy!"

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

AstraZeneca

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Retro Kid.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

Alien Arcade

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."