Space Race Fan T-Shirts

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

AstraZeneca

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

You must be this tall.

Rocket and Witch Race

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Rocket Ark

US fears missile competition.

Astronaut Selfie.

'I believe you were first.'

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

A full moon

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Serious business

Retro Kid.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'Before you came along I was beginning to forget what a woman looked like!'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."