Space Race Fan Gifts

'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

AstraZeneca

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

You must be this tall.

Rocket and Witch Race

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Rocket Ark

US fears missile competition.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Astronaut Selfie.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'I believe you were first.'

A full moon

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Well you should have gone before we left!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

Retro Kid.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

European Space Agency.

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

Space Train

'The females in that country have equal rights -- the poor things!'