Race Racing Fan Gifts

The polar olympics

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

Formula One car origami

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The relay race

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'I believe you were first.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'