Racing Fan Gifts

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Formula one winner runs through finish line,

'Say 'Please'.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Wow, we have so much in common! My working life was dedicated to racing too..."

Cruise Control...

"All conditions are great, Betsy. Now let's sow baby!"

"He's got form."

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Dreaming of a Hot Rod

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Dog Scalextric

'Yes, technically, my job is to run after a plastic rabbit, but please, think of me as a professional athlete...'

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Formula One car origami

'I gave all I had during the race and won, but that was still not enough for him: We had to do a victory lap...'

Pig Trotter

Grouse Driving.

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Gentlemen Riders