Fun Race Fan T-Shirts

Tortoise and the Cat race finish line (Cat sitting down licking itself).

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I win!'

Snail Coach

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

Fast food

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

AstraZeneca

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

K-9 10k

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.