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'Is this your first sack race?'

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Hey, wait for me!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boys Cooking

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Stress'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

The relay race

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'