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'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'He started it!'

Zimmer frame with a spoiler

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

Financial advisor reading racing statistics.

Chicken and the egg, lets see who comes first.

Pit crew.

'I know the rabbit is mechanical but my stomach still wants to give it a try.'

Man writing to excuse himself from work so he can go to the derby

Ryan Bayley

Cars at the drive in.

'Need a lift?'

Carousel Man Watching Horse Racing On TV

Snake on a race track. 'Whoa...I'm having deja vu!'

"What's the temperature of the water?"

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

Formula One Therapy

'Daddy didn't wave!'

Bahrain F1

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Deaths in motor racing

...You should have turned left in corner four.

Dog track - 'Ben!'

Ben Hur makes a pit stop.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

F1 - Quit Smoking.

A cheque of bookies

"Frankly, I only truly realized how unconditionally my master loved me when I stopped winning races..."

Speedy Snail

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Ride 'em cars for Dads.

Bet it all on Maximum Security

"You know, people only watch these things for the wrecks."