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'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'On your mark, get set...'

"On your mark, get set, go!"

Professional runners chasing money

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

"If we have to run downhill, I would prefer it if you were to go first..."

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Fishing Boat Derby

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"On your mark! Get set!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Grim reaper ambulance

The relay race

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'