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"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Finish line.

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Hey! That's the Finnish line you just crossed. You didn't win a thing, pal."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Hurdle runner counts sheep

"Is this a slow motion replay, or the horse you've bet on?"

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

10K Ambulance Chase

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Not bad, 3mm 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'And it's a photo finish!'

Race: Cement, Gravel, Quick Sand.

Looking at a picture of a race through binoculars.

With and without a starter.

Fastest slowest animal

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

10K Text-And-Run.

Craig Mottram

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Attorney with subpoena chasing runner.

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

Cyclist Beaten To Finish Line by Tortoise.

'Let me guess, sir - 30 bucks on 'Fat Ass', 3rd race?'

It's too bad Michael and I aren't cars. Then maybe you'd pay as much attention to us as NASCAR!

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Dad, can I have a pony - on the 2.30 at sandown?'

Pit stop at supermarket for trolley.