Race Enthusiast Prints

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Finish line.

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Why do I have to keep proving myself?!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Is this a slow motion replay, or the horse you've bet on?"

Hurdle runner counts sheep

'It was a heck of a race, Tom, but unfortunately too close to call.'

Cyclist Beaten To Finish Line by Tortoise.

Attorney with subpoena chasing runner.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

Fastest slowest animal

'At a glnace, I'd say you've got a dodgy starter.'

With and without a starter.

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'And it's a photo finish!'

Looking at a picture of a race through binoculars.

Race: Cement, Gravel, Quick Sand.

'Not bad, 3mm 30s, but you still need to do much better than that...'

Pit stop at supermarket for trolley.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'Let me guess, sir - 30 bucks on 'Fat Ass', 3rd race?'

'Dad, can I have a pony - on the 2.30 at sandown?'

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'

'Well, it looks like it fell right out of the sky. But no use letting them go to waste. Let's all grab as many as we can and finish the race.'

'What's he on?'

Finish line

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'