Race Aficionado Prints

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Formula One snail

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

Counting sheep hurdling.

race car drivers.

Relay runners

Formula 1.

'I got chicken pox just before the competition.'

Ostriches

"Good question. On the surface, it's a dainty, attractive car! But undernearth, it's nothing but guy...a touch of friskiness mixed with subtle power!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Horse Racing.

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"I need to tinkle."

A day at the races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'God's speed.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I win!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'