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Just when you think you know someone, you find out they're NASCAR fans.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Breaking the stereotype

'Apparently she looks stunning naked.'

'Zooooooooooooooom' - 'What are you doing?' - 'I'm trying to simulate being fast.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Eat my dust!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Useless add-ons.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.