Race Car Lover T-Shirts

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Driverless cars rage.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Route 666

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'I win!'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Snow Bridge.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'