Race Car Lover Gifts

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Eat my dust!"

Driverless cars rage.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Route 666

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'I win!'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Stress'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'