Car Race Fanatic Gifts

Incentive

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bob's Driving School.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Roads with a view.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

The relay race

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Cars at the drive in.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.