Car Race Fanatic Mugs

Incentive

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Bob's Driving School.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Roads with a view.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

The relay race

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'