Race Car Aficionado Mugs

Just when you think you know someone, you find out they're NASCAR fans.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Breaking the stereotype

'Apparently she looks stunning naked.'

'Zooooooooooooooom' - 'What are you doing?' - 'I'm trying to simulate being fast.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Eat my dust!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Useless add-ons.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.