'Ride his bumper! If anyone tries to pass you, ram 'em into the wall! Don't be cautious! Floor it! Floor it!!'
Auto Race Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for your auto race enthusiast? Our collection of creative, racing-themed products includes humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking art prints — all designed to capture the thrill of the race. Whether they're into NASCAR, Formula 1, or vintage cars, you'll find something to rev up their excitement and make their day.
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."
"I need to tinkle."
Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t
"I hear you bought a new classic car."
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
"Eat my dust!"
My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."
Route 666
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'
'God's speed.'
(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)
"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'
Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!
'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'
"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."
Cheesie Rider
Smile
"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"
Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!
'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'
Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage
"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"
Auto Race Aficionado Gifts Collection
Auto Race Aficionado Mugs
Discover more fun and spirited mugs for auto race fans. Perfect for daily coffee breaks or office cheer!
Auto Race Aficionado Pillows
Bring the thrill of the race into your home with our vibrant racing pillows. Great for sofas, beds, or your favorite race den.
Auto Race Aficionado Prints
Elevate your decor with captivating prints of high-speed racing scenes. Perfect for the walls of any motorsport enthusiast.
Auto Race Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our range of race-themed t-shirts that are as exciting as the track. Ideal for everyday wear or special race day celebrations.