Motor Racing Fanatic Gifts

Pit Stop for Track and Field

"Google car."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bob's Driving School.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

Roads with a view.

Smile

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Stress'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Cars at the drive in.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Pamplona 500