Motor Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Formula One snail

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Bob's Driving School.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.