Sports Car Enthusiast Gifts

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'

Carrots on sticks.

'Money is a wonderful thing. What a pity it's wasted on the rich.'

'No, unfortunately, we don't have a senior discount!'

'Drive thru bank' with a shorter window for sports cars

'You have to spend money to make money.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"Eat my dust!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!